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Do you want to recreate authentic Beatlemania? Well...
TMF can't guarantee that people will think you've kept your sanity if you follow the patterns we've spotted in the Beatlemania
of the 1960's - especially since, thus far, you can't travel back in time - but you can try it anyway. ;) (Please note: this
is just tongue-in-cheek)
- Come see the Beatles in masses... even if you're only waving at them from a town's
center, as seen below in Adelaide and Melbourne, Australia, and somewhere in England.
- Greet and see them off at airports in masses... as, for example, here
at Heathrow Airport, London.
- Scream and put your hands on your face...
- Actually seeing the Beatles when they're up on stage is secondary - just
scream!
- Bring an equally hysterical friend and cling onto eachother for support
while you scream. (And the poor policeman who's being deafened? Never mind him, this is the Beatles we're talking about!)
- There's a barrier between you and the stage with them on it?
Push against it... although it may not be successful.
- Policemen in your way? Run them over - nothing can keep you from the
Beatles.
- The army (such as here, in Melbourne, Australia)? That can't stop
you, either!
- Cry, cry, cry...
- Get carried away... literally.
- Pouring rain - or any exteme weather, for that matter can't stop you from camping out to see the
Beatles arrive.
- Faint...
- Faint in a large crowd and let yourself be carried out by a mounted policeman...
- Rush the stage and then faint...
- Swim through Amsterdam, Netherlands' canals to reach them...
- Why not keep the Parliament in Australia blocked so that no one can work
there?
- Worship them?!?
- Make dangerous climbs up the side of hotels to attempt to reach the Beatles...
the police will get you back down before you got too far, though.
- Seats aren't there to be sat in calmly anyway, when the Beatles are around...
- Climb the gates of Buckingham Palace when the Beatles are receving their
MBE's...
- Look disbelieving and cry...
- And... well, interpret this as you wish.
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